IC CONTACT.

[acrossyourpath]

"You've reached Felicia. You know what to do."
BEEP.
(calls | voicemail | email | texts)

Comments

[acrossyourpath]

It never has yet.

[enigmaestro]

Which speaks to my clemency, if anything.

[acrossyourpath]

If you say so.

[enigmaestro]

And I do. Fervently. And multiple times, at that.

[acrossyourpath]

Does that make you feel better?

[enigmaestro]

You could be helping you know.

[acrossyourpath]

I know.

[enigmaestro]

You must take such joy in being difficult.

[acrossyourpath]

I really, really do.

[enigmaestro]

And they called ME the social deviant.

[acrossyourpath]

Who calls you that?

[enigmaestro]

Well, I call me that. It's far nicer than what people actually call me.

[acrossyourpath]

I see.

[enigmaestro]

Is this turning you on?

[acrossyourpath]

A little.

[enigmaestro]

Me getting defensive turns you on? Or is it the faux self-deprecation?

[acrossyourpath]

A little bit of both.

[enigmaestro]

You are indeed a minx.

[acrossyourpath]

You enjoy it, though.

[enigmaestro]

Immensely. I have always appreciated your fine qualities.

[acrossyourpath]

As well you should, lucky boy.

[enigmaestro]

I rather like when you call me that.

[acrossyourpath]

You are one, so why wouldn't I?

[enigmaestro]

You must have rubbed off on me.

[acrossyourpath]

Quite a few times.