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[acrossyourpath]

"You've reached Felicia. You know what to do."
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[acrossyourpath]

Mm. That's what I like to hear.

[enigmaestro]

Fix the bed before I get there, won't you?

[acrossyourpath]

Nah.

[enigmaestro]

I'm not going to be the only one begging, it seems.

[acrossyourpath]

Sure you won't.

[enigmaestro]

You're being sarcastic over text again.

[acrossyourpath]

Guilty.

[enigmaestro]

That's enough to earn a punishment, actually.

[acrossyourpath]

Just how do you plan on punishing me?

[enigmaestro]

I don't want to spoiler it for you.



See how irritating that can be? No doubt you do.

[acrossyourpath]

Guess I'll just have to wait and see. Maybe I'll force it out of you.

[enigmaestro]

Your confidence may betray you, my dear.

[acrossyourpath]

It never has yet.

[enigmaestro]

Which speaks to my clemency, if anything.

[acrossyourpath]

If you say so.

[enigmaestro]

And I do. Fervently. And multiple times, at that.

[acrossyourpath]

Does that make you feel better?

[enigmaestro]

You could be helping you know.

[acrossyourpath]

I know.

[enigmaestro]

You must take such joy in being difficult.

[acrossyourpath]

I really, really do.

[enigmaestro]

And they called ME the social deviant.

[acrossyourpath]

Who calls you that?

[enigmaestro]

Well, I call me that. It's far nicer than what people actually call me.

[acrossyourpath]

I see.